Do you want to laugh? If you want to laugh, we have the perfect quotes to make you laugh. Here are top ten marijuana quotes that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter:

  1. “Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can’t remember what they are.” —  Matt Lauer
  2. “Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.” —  Jay Leno
  3. “Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?”—  Bill Hicks
  4. Stop killing each other man. Let’s just smoke a blunt.” — Tupac
  5. “It is beyond my comprehension that any humane person would withhold such a beneficial substance from people in such great need simply because others use it for different purposes.” — Steven Gould
  6. “If the words “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness” don’t include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn’t worth the hemp it was written on.”— Terence McKenna
  7. “The first time I smoked was at home with my mother and stepfather; they were like, ‘If you are going to do this, we’d rather you did this with us”— Matt Damon
  8. “Make the most of the Indian Hemp Seed and sow it everywhere.”— George Washington
  9. “Marijuana is a useful catalyst for specific optical and aural aesthetic perceptions. I apprehended the structure of certain pieces of jazz and classical music in a new manner under the influence of marijuana, and these apprehensions have remained valid in years of normal consciousness.”— Allen Ginsberg
  10. “Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don’t change your 821 up, 168 down perception on what’s important in your life.”— Katt Williams

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